Objection: Decaf. Sustained. T-Shirt

Tired of lifeless coffee and lifeless arguments? Then it’s time to wear your caffeine convictions on your chest with our ‘Objection: Decaf. Sustained.’ T-shirt! Perfect for lawyers, coffee snobs, and anyone who knows that decaf is just a cup of lies. This high-quality tee delivers a bold statement with a courtroom twist—because your passion for real coffee deserves to be heard…and sustained! Whether you’re ruling the office or cross-examining your barista, this shirt keeps the laughs brewing and your style on the record.