1. Funny quote T-shirt "I'm not armed, I only carry a sharp tongue".

Only Carry Sharp Tongue – T-Shirt

15,00 $

😄 Not packing heat—just comebacks. This “I’M NOT ARMED / I ONLY CARRY / A SHARP TONGUE” tee is perfect for anyone whose sarcasm does the talking. 🎯 Great for friends, coworkers, and witty troublemakers.

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😜 Peaceful… until the punchline hits.

When someone asks if you’re armed, just point to your shirt. This text-only tee makes it clear your only weapon is a sharp tongue—and your favorite ammo is sarcasm. Perfect for the office, the bar, or anywhere the banter flies. 💬

🎁 Perfect gift for:

  • That brutally funny friend’s birthday 🎂
  • Office banter legends & work besties 🖇️
  • Weekend hangs where the comebacks never stop 🍻

🛒 Add to cart and stay “dangerous” the funny way.