🔨 Renovation rule #1: pay up or pipe down.
This black tee delivers the ultimate jobsite truth: “DON’T CALL A CARPENTER IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT!” Perfect for the workshop, the bar, or anytime someone wants custom work on a bargain-bin budget. Dry humor, loud message, zero explaining required 😄
🎁 Perfect gift for:
- Carpenters & woodworkers who’ve heard it all 🪚
- Housewarming or renovation season chaos 🏠
- Bachelor parties, cookouts, and team outings 🍻
🛒 Grab yours—and save the “ideas” for when the money’s ready.