Dead Inside, Still Billable T-Shirt

Whether you’re buried under spreadsheets, coding until dawn, or just surviving client calls with sheer sarcasm, the ‘Dead Inside, Still Billable’ T-Shirt is your badge of honor. Designed for overworked professionals with a functioning Wi-Fi connection and a dead soul, this shirt is equal parts dark humor and absolute truth. Made with ultra-soft fabric to comfort you through your existential grind, it’s perfect for the office, the home office, or anywhere you’re being paid to pretend you care. Wear it proudly—because being emotionally unavailable never paid so well.