Retired: Professional Coffin Dodger T-Shirt

You’ve clocked out for the last time—and dodged more than just Monday meetings! Our ‘Retired: Professional Coffin Dodger’ T-shirt is the perfect way to show the world that you’re not only enjoying retirement, but you’re doing it with legendary status. Crafted with ultra-soft cotton and a side of dark humor, this hilarious tee is ideal for golf outings, backyard BBQs, or just scaring the grandkids with your sass. Warning: may cause envy in still-working peers and high-fives from fellow retirees!