Don’t Call a Carpenter – T-Shirt

15,00 $

🪚 Budget gone? Say it with your chest. This tee reads “DON’T CALL A CARPENTER IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT!”—perfect for carpenters, contractors, and any guy who’s heard “It’ll be quick and cheap” one too many times 😄

🔨 Renovation rule #1: pay up or pipe down.

This black tee delivers the ultimate jobsite truth: “DON’T CALL A CARPENTER IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT!” Perfect for the workshop, the bar, or anytime someone wants custom work on a bargain-bin budget. Dry humor, loud message, zero explaining required 😄

🎁 Perfect gift for:

Carpenters & woodworkers who’ve heard it all 🪚
Housewarming or renovation season chaos 🏠
Bachelor parties, cookouts, and team outings 🍻

🛒 Grab yours—and save the “ideas” for when the money’s ready.