Sarcastic

Funny Gym Hoodie - Muscle loading: 99% (stuck)

Funny Gym Hoodie - I pick things up. I'm advanced like that.

Funny Gym Hoodie - Abs are cool, but have you tried donuts?

Funny Gym Hoodie - Weights before dates

Funny Gym Hoodie - Protein shake: shaken, not stirred

Funny Gym Hoodie - Gym membership: used. Muscles: loading.

Funny Gym Hoodie - Cardio? I thought you said car ride-o

Funny Gym Hoodie - Sore today, strong tomorrow (stairs are the enemy)

Funny Gym Hoodie - Do I look like I skip leg day?

Funny BBQ Hoodie - The meat is done when I say it's done

Funny BBQ Hoodie - Rare talent, well done jokes

Funny BBQ Hoodie - One does not simply walk past my grill

Funny BBQ Hoodie - Grilling: My love language is medium rare

Funny BBQ Hoodie - Coal Me Maybe

Funny BBQ Hoodie - It's not burnt, it's caramelized

Funny BBQ Hoodie - Grill today, gym tomorrow (maybe)

Funny BBQ Hoodie - Will trade husband for ribs

Funny BBQ Hoodie - Vegetables? That's what my food eats

Funny BBQ Hoodie - Stick a fork in me, I'm done grilling (never)

Funny BBQ Hoodie - Smoking meats, taking naps

Funny BBQ Hoodie - Born to grill. Forced to work.

Funny BBQ Hoodie - BBQ: Where men pretend to cook

Funny Collector Hoodie - Collector: It's not clutter, it's a museum

Funny Beekeeper Hoodie - Beekeeper: mind your own buzzness